Rebellious mouth meets the local constabulary
For many years I was blessed with the opportunity to run the
river, both through Cataract Canyon on the Colorado River as well as the run on
the Salmon River. After returning home from one of these runs It was determined
that I should go and get the front window of our van replaced. I took the van
from our home in Orem to a repair shop in American Fork. I was still wearing my
river running shirt and Levis and I’m sure I looked pretty rough, unshaven and
unwashed from the trip.
I got there and was told it would take about an hour or so
to fix, so I left the keys and headed across and down the street a little to
McDonald's to eat breakfast. After I had eaten, I filled my soda cup up and
started walking around the neighborhood. I walked down one side of the street
crossed the road and walked back up the other side. I walked right past the automotive
shop my son would run many years later and back across State street to the shop
putting in a new windshield. They were still working on the car so I walked
around back where they had a small parking area and sat down on the curb to
wait, drink my coke and relax in the shade until the job was done.
I had just sat down when an American Fork police car pulled
around and whipped to a stop a couple of feet from my feet. The officer got out
and was very loud and somewhat offensive in his manner. He said “WHAT ARE YOU
DOING BACK HERE?” I said I was sitting on the curb in the shade drinking my
coke. He then said I want to see some identification. He had irritated me
because of his attitude and so I got my attitude going. I pulled from my wallet
my library card and handed it to him. He looked at it and said “This is not
good.” I kind of felt that it was still good, but possibly not for this
situation. He said, “I need to see your identification with your picture.”
I said ok and handed
him my boatman’s license. He said that it was no good. I said that it had my
picture and was a license issued by the Coast Guard for use in Utah, Arizona,
Idaho, Nevada, and any other state that U. S. rivers ran through. He then asked
if to see my driver’s license. I was still irritated at him and so I asked if
he had pulled me over or if there was a question of a citation for driving, and
if not, was I required to show it to him.
He asked if the owners know I was out behind their business.
I told him I did not know. He told me to stay right there, he was going in to
talk to the owner. I said I hadn’t planned to move and was intent to stay there
under the tree in the cool and drink my coke. He went inside to see the owner
and ask about me. The owner poked his head out the door and looked at me and
told the officer that he was working on my car. The officer came back over and
said why didn’t you tell me your car was being worked on. I said you didn’t ask.
I said I answered all of your questions that you asked. I would had told you
more but you were be curt and rude to me so I only told you what you asked for.
At that point he got in his car backed out and left.
P.S. He left a little rubber on the road as he left. THE END
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